Subject: Dede, you're off the hook...
Jul 10 13:55User:
Hey Dede, authorities have identified the Buxom Bandit down in Australia and it's NOT you. You can rest easy, you're off the hook. See the picture for more information.Link: Buxom Bandit identified
Date: Jul 10 14:42
Investigating Officer: So, can you tell me what she looked like?
Victim: Oh, yeah! She had enormous hooters.
Investigating Officer: Ok. And her hair? Long, short, blonde, brunet, redhead?
Victim: They did not have any hair on them.
Investigating Officer: What's that? No! On her head!
Victim: No idea.
Investigating Officer: Was she tall, short, skinny, fat?
Victim: About a D cup.
Investigating Officer: Listen carefully. Can you describe her at all other than her gazongas?
Victim: Hm? I told you. They were huge. And lovely.
Date: Jul 10 15:05
Seems likely that the council for the defense will attempt to lobby for an all male jury.
Date: Jul 10 15:15
I'm sure the blonde hopes for a "hung" jury !!!!
Date: Jul 11 06:00
LOL Punster I would be off the hook anyway I dont have big boobies lol
Date: Jul 13 04:25
lol I suppose you are right
and they are cute as... too ....(LOL I am not talking about my boobies )